Article 6

I've wanted to write this post for a long time, I'm not going to lie, guys.
Ever since, on twitter, after seeing another Kris' masterpiece, I thought about Sho's ones and wrote something like "they should met and draw something together". And somehow it led to this madness where I do a list of their similarities.
No, don't give me that look, there are similarities between them. Really.

(this post is heavily influenced by the fact that this summer my external hd died and I lost ALL my Arashi pics)

But first, if you don't know EXO or Arashi (or both... but then, why are you here?), who are these people?
This is Arashi's Sakurai Sho (relevant pic I know), gerbil, newcaster, they also say actor, in charge of sloping shoulders and round face.
This is EXO's Kris, greek god in disguise, costantly ignored by his members even if he's the leader, big fan of skin care, in charge of being hot and pouting.

But what have in common this two (ugly) men?

-RAP. They're both the rappers of their group (well, Kris isn't the only one... luckily), with the little difference that Sho's rap is AWESOME, while Kris' is... is something that somehow happens.

-FAIL. If you know Arashi, you know how Sho is. If you don't, well... the world "fail" isn't enough to describe a whole life spent being ridiculous on tv. He's a fail. A clever, handsome man, but oh so embarassing.
Go to my sho!fail tag on tumblr for more awesomeness.
And while Kris has debuted for a little more than one year, he's already had his moments. (Mostly thanks to his adorable groupmates, but also thanks to himself)

The point is that their fandoms (and groupmates) make fun of them all the time.

-HANDS PORN. No words are needed.